I got a Twitter follow notification in my inbox for this profile:
Like Tyler Durden in Fight Club who never answers his own phone, I never click on links on the internet (it saves so much time!) so hey, maybe it’s a legitimately lonely person on the interweb and not some kind of scam or spam or spacam.
Except this follow wasn’t for me. It was for my cat.
That’s what’s wrong with spammers. They don’t even try anymore. No work ethic. When I was a boy, you had to copy addresses by hand out of the phone book and put them on envelopes. And you had to lick the stamp! None of these peel off stamps for us, nosir.
(And yes, my cat has a Twitter account. It gives my family no end of amusement, for we are easily amused. I’m sure someone has made a Twitter account for the hummous they made a week ago, so this really isn’t as lame as it seems in the grand scheme of things.)
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